Contemplating Murder It's No Biggie

I want to kill my Spanish partner, like really bad. These are just the few emotions I felt for her today: duck tape her mouth, smash her phone to tinny bits, and rip a thing of papers out of her hands and tear it up (possibly burn it). I never knew this girl before the start of this semester and she has decided to sit next to me every flippin day this semester and there for become my partner every day. And she has also decided to try and make me into a friend, ugh.

She has been dating her boy friend all of possibly 2 weeks. Thats serious shit right (in case you answered wrong, it's not... like at all)? But I have to hear all about this guy, how he's a godly man (no one at our age is a man let alone a godly one), how he wears glasses even thought her last 2 boy friends haven't (and yes now I've heard about them too), and how she is going to Thanksgiving with his family. I have also been told everything about his family now, they don't show emotions (how would you know you've never met them you raving lunatic [she's the lunatic not me, well at the moment]).

To make them like her they are going to make a video and she's going to say hi to them and he'll text it to them. Why, aren't they going to meat you eventually any way? Oh lets not for get she is going to say hi and stuff in Spanish, she sucks at it.

Oh I'll go into why she sucks at Spanish. When we do activities she sits there and texts her el novio (boy friend) instead of practicing with me. So then I sit there staring at the board coming up with ways to kill her. Then a paper is passed around with the times for tutoring and she stares at it for 20 minutes! It's a schedule made with squares, and 2 boxes filled with the time. How can you stare at that for 20 minutes. So yes when the teacher asked if we'd finished I said no my partner seems to be busy.

Su Jengibre puede ir a la carcel por asesinto, seria triste.

Sometimes the reason I'm annoyed is simply because I can be

There is this guy in my Spanish class I don't know his name, well that's not true I forgot his name and couldn't pronounce it any way. I should put in a disclaimer for this post, I am not racist just annoyed and need to vent. Oh right cause this guy is from Japan.

Ever day I go to Spanish this guy is sitting with his legs spread eagle in his seat with his head leaning back (early every day ewww, and I sit behind him) . He also has these big head phones, like the kind that cover you entire ear and bright red. Also he has his black hair bleached this crappy orange color and always has his dam hood up over his head blocking my view. Plus he's from Japan why does he need a third language (I'm not asking you Troll Man "Say What? is his language blog).

He also dresses very loudly like shimmery redish pants really? (and I mean what the fuck?) Along with really tight sweaters, it's not even cold yet (well it was a bit this morning but still! feel my rage!)! And he has this accent that's pretty ungreat (not like a sexy Italian stallion, or a I beg you to speak more words sexy Irish guy and your only sexy cause you Irish... plus the voice adds sexy points :D).

Plus the one thing I don't care about is how you didn't study for our test because I'll just do better than you. Well this might be the root of my rage not only does everything he does annoy the pants off me (no not really that would be weird ... plus he's not a hot Irish guy) he is also smart. He got an A on our test, I shall not divulge my score (there are some that might want me to do good and others who might want me to fail so I shall make no one happy mwahahaha).

Plus I have to watch the guy get hit on the whole time by some gay guy (I already have a gay bestie, and I'm doing better than him in the class fyi).

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Ummm later..

So test is on Monday what do you do all weekend? Party your fanny off that's right! Maybe kinda half heartedly Sunday night but not really cause your exhausted from you're awesome weekend! Okay so I'll be more realistic for some of you. How about you messed around at home on the computer kinda hung out with friends and when you really had nothing else to do maybe you cleaned the entire house. Cause lets face it cleaning the house is more fun then studying.

Now sometimes on that fated Monday morning sitting in you're class staring at the test you are completely blind sided (good movie) . However sometimes you think hell yes dude I totally got this! Those are the moments that keep you stuck with your procrastinating ways. Yet when you are taken by surprise you alway think I'm so going to study for the next test! yet do you really?

The answer for me is no I'd rather ... do something I really dislike (I can't think of anything at the moment). But I'd do those things first! Oh I got one, I'd rather watch the office, yes I went there.

I should really write my essay now... but it's due on Friday... So I'll wait....

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Do you brush you're teeth in class?

I'm sitting in my Spanish class listening intently, taking notes, smiling, nodding, and the class room is quite. My Teacher is talking about a famous spanish painter named Frida Kahlo who she really likes, you know how a teacher gets when they talk about something they really like. She was also passing around books of Kahlo's works for all the students to look at.

Well in the middle of this a guy walks into the class room a hour late, this is a two hour class and we've been going for 4 weeks now. Instead of quietly walking to an empty desk he just plops down on the ground next to my desk. Then I realized what I thought was a green pen in his mouth ( I know pen in mouth isn't pleasant either) was a green tooth brush! I mean what! Or rather why?!

So he's sitting on the ground next to me with a green tooth brush and then very loudly unzips and rummage through his back pack. I could never make that much noise just to get... nothing! After all the noise he just sits there with a green tooth brush in his moth shifting it from side to side with is mouth, and a green water bottle.

Oh yes and to top it off he stares at me and my friend from the floor... I just don't get it.

have you ever had someone come into your class with a tooth brush?

... your confused Ginger.